(aka “the brooklyn beard”)
hi,
that’s not ironic.
that’s gross.
you’ve got 70’s porn crotch on your face.
if you insist on coming into the bars with intentions of scoring some vagina (in your laconic, bored w everything hipster sort of way) it may behoove you to not arrive already wearing one on your chin.
just a thought.
furthermore, pls. take a shower.
thank you,
management