obviously thats a joke
i love my family.
i do.
definitely more than some other things about myself (like being short, or or allergic to avocados, or afraid of hills) that, like family were totally random but i kind of have to live with and love anyway.
…but
sometimes i wish our interactions would consist of something more like– me sending them frequent and expensive presents from warm climates until i have to pay for their at-home nursing care.
i like to imagine thats totally normal.
you’re so funny. you really are.